Monday, May 01, 2006

YO HO HO

Escape from the traffic in Hell, take a voyage on the Great Lava Ocean.

Lava dreadnaught crossing the Great Lava Ocean on a balmy day.

HOLY HELL! is a franchise. It will launch with a feature movie, that will not only be made in state-of-the-art 3D animation, but also 3–D (using the special glasses). Over 3000 American cinemas are being equipped to handle 3–D, it's definitely the Next Big Thing, but everything currently being made in Hollywood is for little kids (yawn). So HOLY HELL! will fix that for us big kids in spades.


The HOLY HELL! franchise will extend to a mobile TV serial, which will take full advantage of the unbelievable case files of two demon detectives doing business in Hell for 500 years. Magimation is convinced these extraordinary tales will become compelling TV, especially the series involving Adolf Hitler.

In other words, Philip Marlowe on steroids in Hell.

Pinky Cohoba, demon detective.

Pinky burns rubber on the way to see a client in New Hades.

New Hades, the high-tech capital of Hell. Pop. 100 million demons.