Tuesday, April 25, 2006

More heroes and some villains.

Obergruppenfuhrer Wolfgang Von Helmoltz entered Hell in 1941.

Wolfgang Von Helmoltz III

WOLFGANG VON HELMOLTZ manages Amos Itzgrae’s battle-limo custom body shop and he often rides shotgun when the two detectives are on a dicey mission. "Wolfie" arrived in Hell sixty-five years ago, not long after his Tiger ran out of fuel and ammo when he was only twenty-eight kilometres from Red Square in 1941, just when five T-34s were coming over the hill.

Kritz Mazzikin, lust bar operator.

KRITZ MAZZIKIN
Time in Hell so far: 766 years.
Kritz has got a face that looks like it's been deep fried in napalm. Kritz freelances as Lord Ahriman’s hatchet-demon and he also operates a successful Pulsating Face of Lust© franchise, one of the biggest lust bar brands in Hell. Kritz is a dedicated enemy of the two demon gumshoes. He would love to have their guts for garters and he intends to do something about it.

Maxine Gehenna, Mayor of New Hades,

MAXINE GEHENNA
Time in Hell so far: 38 years.
Nothin’ much happens in New Hades without the Mayor knowing something about it. "Mad Max" used to run an elite chain of extreme S & M brothels right across Europe when she was mortal, until the mafia nailed her in Naples. Her rapid rise to power in Hell is unprecedented and a tribute to her excess of natural-born, street-rat cunning.
Astral Wild, fresh flesh broker.

ASTRAL WILD
Time in Hell so far: 973 years.
A fresh flesh broker for the Pulsating Face of Lust Corporation, Miss Wild has her sights on becoming a big shot, filthy rich New Hades’ lawyer and she will do almost anything to succeed, which is really saying something in Hell.

Cagliostro, ex Vampire of Cairo.

CAGLIOSTRO
Time in Hell so far: 143 years.
"Caggy" was the Vampire of Cairo, until a very angry crowd rammed a big wooden stake through his heart and sent him to Hell, ending two hundred years of having a really lovely time in one awful night. Originally an Italian playboy count, Caggy was a victim of a beautiful female vampire when he was exploring the Great Pyramid in the 15th Century.
Big Lucy's private crest.

ARCHANGEL LUCIFER
aka BIG LUCY, KING OF HELL, SATAN, MEPHISTO, etc.
Demigod. Sociopath. Spoilt brat. Drop dead gorgeous, Big Lucy can charm the pants of anything in Creation. But it's not doing him much good in Charon, the Avenging Angels' maximum security prison on the Isle of Pandemonia, somewhere in the Great Lava Ocean, where he’s been incarcerated for the last two thousand years for trying to take over the Mortal Universe.

COMING READY OR NOT, LIFE AFTER DEATH.

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