Monday, April 24, 2006

Nobody said Hell wasn't high-tech.

This is what they drive in Hell, baby.

Pinky's favourite battle-limo, the Mk III Battle-Hammer.

150 TONS OF FULL METAL MAYHEM.
BATTLE-LIMOS
are a cross between a battleship and a stretch limousine. Atomic powered, capable of 400 mph, battle-limos are as big as semi-trailers. They average between fifty to two hundred tons and they all look like they could have been designed by a raving megalomaniac in the Detroit mafia during the chrome crazy Fifties. Battles between them not at all dissimilar to the close quarter naval encounters of Horatio Nelson’s day, only at breakneck speeds on highways with more craters than the moon.

Battle-limo guns pop up like Inspector Gadget was in charge.

HIROSHIMA MK X
New Hades Motors'
popular Hiroshima Mk X, is a classic cruiser-class battle-limo. The Mk X is designed to carry a battle crew of twenty (most of them gunners). It features such niceties as GPS navigation, marble bathrooms, wine cellar, gourmet kitchen, luxury accommodation for twelve guests, Sinistrari reactors and it'll do forty million miles on a single slug of premium U235.

Hiroshima Mk X – 180 tons of mass destruction.

Scale of Hiroshima Mk X vs Battle-Hammer Mk III.

COMING READY OR NOT, LIFE AFTER DEATH.

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